'The bride danced by herself to I Will Survive': 20+ Times wedding guests knew the marriage wasn't going to last

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  • As a wedding guest, what was your "this marriage isn't going to last long" moment?

    laugo I showed up to photograph the getting ready part of the day, and the mother of the bride came up and said, 'The storm has passed! We're good to go!' I asked what she meant. Apparently the bride and groom got into a fight the night before (after the rehearsal) and said they were calling off the wedding... but never mind! They did not last a year.
  • Senseijcr I sang at the wedding. As I went through the reception line, the bride hugged me and said, "That was lovely. You can sing at my next wedding too!"
  • CHamsterdam The bride's vows were all about how much she loved him. The groom's vows were all about how he had to tolerate her. He sucked.
  • These_Angle6098 Groom giving more attention to his mom than the bride
  • Karumph1 The Bride's daughter (6yo from previous relationship) asked the bride for water and she screamed "Shut Up! You are the fucking reason I am in therapy!" in front of a big group of guests, then the bride went back to socializing.
  • Super_Ground 9690 The bride was barely paying attention during their vows, messed around rolling her eyes while the vicar was talking about love and god. and whatnot (it was her church), and only lasted. about 30 seconds into the first dance before she went
  • and danced with her friends instead. Turned out, to no one's surprise, she was already cheating on him before they got married.
  • Sea_hag2021 They had two fights during the ceremony. One was during the vows, he was wearing sunglasses (outdoor wedding) and she ripped them off and said "you will look me in the eye when you say this." The second was during the ring exchange. He said he couldn't wear it because he couldn't wear it at work and she said "well you aren't at work now, are you"
  • Other highlights of the wedding: he wore jeans, a leather vest, no shirt; all the bridesmaids were barefoot; the ONLY drinks were bud lite in the bed of the pickup which was filled with ice (there were kids at the wedding but fuck their needs I guess); and a motorcycle shaped grooms cake.
  • amandalovesart When I and the other bridesmaids found out that the bride to be was still legally married to her first husband (apparently they were too lazy to get a divorce) and hadn't told her future husband. I think the marriage lasted about two months.
  • Timely-Fudge-1878 When my cousin and his wife entered the reception to the WWF theme Let's Get Ready To Rumble. The marriage lasted two months.
  • _buffy_summers The bride danced by herself to I Will Survive.
  • pixiepython The groom was crying, the bride said "I really hope these are happy tears", but something just told me that they weren't. They were separated 3 months later.
  • deafchihuahua The bride decided to wing her vows. She repeated most of what the groom said and then rambled on for another 10 minutes. It felt like she didn't want to be there and was stalling the ceremony. It was so uncomfortable.
  • They divorced about a year later. Found out from a mutual friend they started dating when she was in high school and he was a substitute teacher.
  • AffectionateWeb2... When I heard that the groom invited his best buddy and his gf to come on the honeymoon with them
  • newtownkid My buddy was at a wedding where the couple broke up before the wedding ended, and when the cake came it devolved into a food fight amognst the guests. The mother of the bride was apparently just standing at the bar, weeping.
  • ustation Former wedding DJ.. caught the bride making out with not the groom.
  • Strict_Bar_4915 The full, Broadway style, one woman performance of a dramatic song by the bride, to the audience and not the groom. They divorced 2 years later.
  • gydot The groom said I guess instead of I do.
  • Equivalent Shock... When the bride only posted photos from the wedding with her family in them, not one with any of his family in it.
  • Lolaindisguise I wasnt her wedding guests. but my friend was showing me her wedding photos and in every photo she is facing. the camera, even when theyre kissing. In some photos her hubby ia staring at her but again she is looking at camera. That's how i knew
  • alwaysboopthesn... Watching the groom smash cake in his brides's face, then be frog-marched out of the venue by her father and brothers, only to be brought back in looking like he'd gotten into a fistfight with all of them.

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